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jaclcfrost:

like if you make fun of someone or yell at them for crying while they’re crying and honestly expect that to make them stop then……….… idk what to tell you. there is nothing i can say to that. there is nothing to tell you

You’re pretty much a basic dick
Unless they are employing that technique called crocodile tears

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

(via fake-mermaid)

ringersforever:

Buy The Hobbit & LOTR Merchandise: http://bit.ly/JVK7GQ

ringersforever:

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israelwc:

Israeli logic… #ICC4Israel #IsraelWarCrimes #gaza FB.com/Israelwc

israelwc:

Israeli logic… #ICC4Israel #IsraelWarCrimes #gaza FB.com/Israelwc

googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

(Source: aidn, via perks-of-being-chinese)

Ja ja ja all the way

Ja ja ja all the way

(Source: l-s-7, via guy)

spikespiegell:

*hears one second of sound from a lotr movie* are you watching lord of the rings

(via haveacookie96)